Parties and chocolate

So today a friend of mine decided to throw a party
You might think "oh cool, a party, I bet you had fun then" (believe me I know you don't) noooooooooooo. Parties are the perfect way to make someone have second thoughts about suicide.
I mean think about it. First of all you need to decide what to wear. Do you want to be the absolute perfect looking person or the idgaf person with the moschino jeans? Do you want to be the drunk one at the party, you know the one that always gets too drunk or the chocolate is life chocolate is love person? You see my problem? And I'm not even a girl! You see I'm one of those people who don't do anything till the last second so I somehow managed to get myself to the party and because my life manages to to be perfect everyday I needed to ignore someone today at the party you know some boy drama! (Don't even...) so me and my friends decided to go out and jump on the trampoline outside the house you know like all the cool kids! But because we are talking about me, some kids were sitting on the trampoline talking about the meaning of life. Don't get me wrong I'm usually into this stuff but today I just wanted to have a little bit fun ok? I mean seriously
I don't want to know how long the tongue of your boyfriend is when I can be jumping on a trampoline like Leonardo Dicaprio trying to get an Oscar!
Oh well I somehow survived the party and I wasn't the chocolate is life chocolate is love person at the party! I swear!

Stay classy
-k

Being in a relationship vs being single

I kinda have the feeling that these days people think being in a relationship makes you look cooler. People think being in a relationship is a good thing. 

They somehow think being single is a bad thing and every person who is in a relationship kinda rubs it into your face when you're single now I am here as a single man to tell you it's actually wonderful to be single! Don't get me wrong there is nothing wrong with being in a relationship but being single is way more relaxing and easier.

Now first of all you have your freedom, not just the freedom of trying your cheesy pick up lines on other people but also the freedom of doing every nerdy thing you want to do. We all have a nerdy side and sometimes you have to hide it when you're in a relationship I mean seriously, which one of you plays League of Legends with his girlfriend? (If you do then congratulations you have found the perfect girl) but you can let all the crapy and freaky side out when you're single because there is no one else there to judge you. And being in a relationship is hard work for your brain! You have to remember everything, literally everything! But for some reason everybody wants to make being single a bad thing. So for all you single people out there, I am standing for you and I'm telling you... Who are we kidding, being single sucks even more than you think!

Lazy Saturdays

Ohhhh lazy Saturdays.
You have no idea how much I love lazy Saturdays. Lazy Saturdays are like drinking a frappuccino while watching the New Year's Eve fireworks on the top of the Empire State Building, they are like waking up at 7 am and realizing it's weekend, they are like finally founding the answer of why so many people don't know the difference between your and you're. But there is a little thing missing this Saturday. Just 4 letters but it's ruining my life and that is Wifi! And suddenly your frappuccino is poisoned. It's Monday and you're late for school and your also one of those people who don't know the difference between you're and your.
You see my friends, lazy Saturdays need some particular activities to become lazy Saturdays like watching Netflix, drinking hot tea while watching Netflix and cuddling while drinking a cup of tea and watching Netflix (haha no not cuddling. Shoutout to all you single people out there like myself... Stay strong) and you certainly can't have a lazy Saturday when you don't have wifi. So thank you internet for giving us a life and then ruining it. We all love you.

Keep it classy
-Kasra

The Hunger Games (Saturday 22 nov.)

Hello you beautiful people
today i decided to finally do something different... so I went out! You know I met like new people and stuff. This is a huge thing for an internet obsessed person like me. I'm not productive as you might have already noticed but if I somehow get myself out of the house I will become the Chuck Norris of the streets. The swag-dope master of the streets. at least that's how I see it but that's probably not the case.
Me and my friends decided to go and see The Hunger Games : Mockingjay part 1 (kinda in love with the name) and even though I pretty much did everything but actually watch the movie I really liked it. The Hunger Games is like Harry Potter. You just can't hate the boy who lived. But the part one thing is really starting to piss me off. I mean what the hell man. Harry Potter I'm never gonna forgive you for starting this part one trend thing. If you want to show me a film then show me the whoooollleee film I don't want the film to end exactly where it gets emotional and then wait a year to see the rest when I forget the first part. I mean I don't even know what I had for lunch anymore. We are the LTE generation we can't wait one year for a film to come out. Well I guess it's not such a big deal because I didn't understand anything anyway... but I reblogged like five billion pictures on Tumblr while I was "watching" the film... And yes I am one of those annoying kids in the movie theater, sorry humanity (or cinema, god save the queen!). I realized something today on tumblr though. I kinda have the feeling that people are getting way too sad and serious about life these days. I'm not going to give you some perfect emotional quotes. This is not the instagram page of Nike but come on people take it easy this world is not worth it. Just live your life the way that makes you happy and try to make other people happy because the only thing this world needs is a group hug... And pizza of course... I had pizza for dinner... It was amazing.

Stay beautiful
-Kasra

The beginning of everything (Friday 21 nov.)

So today we finally got our life back. We recently moved to a new place and damnnnn... It was hard work man even though my father did everything, I got tired like a bear in winter! But today I didn't really "accomplish" anything. Don't get me wrong I plan something for every second of my life but I never say I will actually do the thing because I know I'm not going to. I mean I really love being active, you know like some "just do it" stuff, but when it's time to actually "just do it" I'm like Ben & Jerry is love, Ben & Jerry is life! I'm just the perfect person to write a Blog I guess. Oh well if you are reading this then congratulations you just read my first post on this Blog. Everybody has a blog these days so I was like yolo I don't have a life anyway.
Ps. Don't hate me for saying yolo, someone has to do it :]

Stay Beautiful
-Kasra