Friday, December 12, 2014

Things I want to achieve in 2015

Yes my friends another year is gone (well kinda) and we are all getting old and we are all going to die... But until then I have some achievements that I want to achieve in the upcoming year. Some of them may sound very strange or dumb but if you want to really understand what strange and dumb means, be sure to keep scrolling... Or checking out the other posts if you are on a smart phone. (god dammit smart phones! You always ruin my sentences!)

1. Getting a dope haircut:
This is like the simplest thing you can think of but I was the "just cut the hair" guy all my life and it's getting to "just cut whatever that is!" So I think it's time for me to probably find an actual haircut.

2. Getting rid of all my pimples:
Oh don't even get me started on this one... My face is like a freaking hotel for these little monsters. I
have this problem for the longest time and I finally decided to solve it... Next year! But seriously it's like "Come and enjoy! It's free!"

3. Doing sports:
I am finally going to get a good body! You know my friends age is no barrier. It’s a limitation you put on your mind. Some say I'm too old for this (that's what she said! Ok ok I'm sorry) but I'm going to do it! "Ain't No Stopping Us Now", I love that song
whenever it comes on it makes me feel strong. I thought I told y'all that we won't stop, we back cruising through Harlem, these old blocks it's what made me, saved me, drove me crazy drove me away then embraced me forgave me for all of my shortcomings welcome to my homecoming yeah it's been a long time coming lot of fights, lot of scars, lot of bottles lot of cars, lot of ups, lot of downs made it back, lost my dog (I miss you BIG) and here I stand, a better man!
Thank you Lord (Thank you all!) and this ain't lyrics from ma boy Diddy-a (oh damnnn!)

And at last but not least... Getting a girlfriend:
If you have read my last posts (or any other posts on this blog!) you have probably noticed that I might have some problems getting girls. I'm just too shy for it I think... No no I'm just too sexy for these people! Yep yep lets just put it that way!

So these were some of my plans for 2015 and you might have asked yourself by now why don't you just do them before 2015? Well the answer is very simple, I need to go back to future and save the world before 2015 and I don't have time for all this! It's kinda funny though because my parents some how don't believe me! It's ok some day the whole world will love me... Some day!

-love y'all!

Thursday, December 11, 2014

I'm back

Hey guys
I know I've been gone for a long time but I'm back and I'm back for you. I'll start posting more than ever starting tomorrow.

-love you

Friday, December 5, 2014

Kinds of people at school

Today I want to talk about the people you meet at school. 
We all have been to school for a certain amount of time even though school is probably the most hated thing in the world (don't lose hope biebs*) and we all know they are many kinds of people at school that you might meet so here I am to talk about some of them today with you.

The Kanye West:
The Damian Salvatore/Drake person in the class. These people think they're the god, literally THE GOD! Like when the teacher greets them they be like talk to my 
hand.These are the people who are too cool to look at explosions and they are the original writers of the song "bad boys,bad boys what you gonna do? What you gonna do when they come for you"(yes I know that's not how the song goes :p) And they are also usually the girl-heroes which brings me to my next point.

The "girl-hero":
This one usually comes with "The Kanye West". These kids are the cool ones. Skateboarding is their passion and kissing is their job! And they are always hated by other boys because no matter what they do, how they look like or what they wear they're always loved by the girls. You would ask why? Well no one knows. Other boys have been researching for years now to find the answer but this is one of the unanswered questions of the universe!

The populars:
These people come usually in packs! They are the perfect mix of "the Kanye west" and the "girl heroes"and everyone wants to be one. The populars set the standard in every school they're at, they can wear Moschino jeans and boots and the next day it will become the "must have" look! It sometimes gets annoying though I mean they are even allowed to use "lol" okay? I don't know how it is at your school but at my school we have a freaking mini Hunger Games every time someone uses the "L word"! Oh I love this school!

The bad boy:
This kind of person does anything to impress girls and he somehow always gets away with anything he does! He can literally punch the teacher in the face and get away with it. You can recognize these people by their oversized leather jacket!

The "wot m8":
Everyone has that one person in their class who doesn't understand anything. You can go and kiss them for like 15 minutes and they will ask you about your crush! Their favorite sentence is mainly "nah brah" and they are loved by everyone because they make everyone feel better about themselves! They usually look a bit high as well... Maybe that's the reason!

The "sport freak":
This one is the definition of doing sports! These humans can do pull ups with their eyebrows. Some say they are the children of Chuck Norris but Chuck Norris hasn't made any comment yet! You can never beat them in sports but they somehow still manage to become lawyers!

And finally... There is me:
That one boy who isn't one of any of these categories. The "Tumblr" boy who always sits on the second stair with his two buddies and talks about completely random stuff the whole break. The daydreamer who always wanted to be a popular but at some point in his life, he has stopped trying to be one because he realized that he wasn't 
made to be one. The person who had to leave his hometown for a better life. The person who just enjoys the ride even though it's not always perfect... But we won't talk about this boy today...

* didn't want to hurt anyone with any of it's content especially not Justin Bieber... Oh god I can't even say it with a straight face... No but seriously we all love you...

-stay classy

Thursday, December 4, 2014

If i won the lottery

Lottery is like Snapchat! At some point in your life you have thought about giving it a chance and every time you don't win anything you feel sad an betrayed like someone has just screenshoted your "after sex" snap. Yes that's actually a thing because this world loves to make sad and lonely people feel good about themselves...
But anyways, and like any other Snaprayed person (oh Jesus... I'm really sorry) you will plan for that day when that 47 years old, still on myspace active man with pink socks sends you an "I'm not going to write it again" snap, what will probably never happen but you still think about it right? And that my friends was "winning the lottery explained in a very uncomfortable way". And now I some how don't want to win the lottery anymore because seriously who wants to receive a snap from a pervert 47 years old man?!

So here are my revenge plans:

Buying "the Empire Hotel" in NY:
I don't even know i just really like Chuck Bass!

Buying a Lamborghini:
I want to be the first man with a Lamborghini  Who still can't get girls!

Paying Drake for one night:
No no not like that! I'm just obsessed with his music right now... And I want to touch his hair! Don't even...

Making my own episode of the Road runner:
Where Coyote finally gets to eat chicken. Now you understand why I can't get girls!

Starting my own shoe brand:
Don't even try to pretend you wouldn't do the same!

Buying Google:
If I some how manage to get a couple billion more I will buy Google or at least most of it. But not because of the income but because of all the blessings and love! Everyone loves Google, that is a fact and who knows maybe somewhere in the world you can impress a girl with a Lamborghini and Google. Even if I am the guy who is trying to impress. Never lose hope! And don't worry I will get rid of Google+. You're welcome humanity!

And... Making this world a better place:
Even if it sounds corny, this has been something that I always wanted to do and I know that someday I will give a huge amount of money to my loved ones and to the people who need it because it has been my childhood dream and I really love to look into people's eyes when they're happy.

Stay classy

Wednesday, December 3, 2014

50 days of fall (part 2)

This is the second part of my 50 days of fall tag and yes I know its winter now but who cares? Probably everyone... But who cares?

16: What is the story behind your URL?
1 minute of thinking. In 15 minutes you will spend 14 minutes more time than me searching for a name for the blog. I really love my blog and I love writing posts but the name wasn't really a big deal... Sorry

17: What is the best thing about your town during fall?
Girls in fall outfits... I know I know you probably expected something else but I really think girls in fall outfits are really hot! Or men of course... Gender equality!

18: What are some of the things you love about fall?
The fact that I finally find a reason to stay at home and watch Netflix all day!

19: Tea or coffee?

20: Halloween or Christmas?
This is like Chuck Norris or Arnold Schwarzenegger!

21: Cats or bats?
What the... Bats of course.

22: Do you enjoy carving jack-o-lanterns?
I'm probably the worst one in it but hey just do it even if you suck at it right?

23: What is your favourite fall colour?
I only know one so...

24: Why did you start your fall blog?
I hardly have time for this one but I love posting this tag

25: Do you have a 'main blog'?
Yep you are looking at it babe... If you are a girl of course...

26: Spooky or sweet?
I want it all.

27: Trick or treat?
Treat is life treat is love.

28: Do you enjoy visiting graveyards?
I... Don't really know :p

29: What is your favourite fall memory?
Memory? What's that? Wait... Where am I?

30: What was your best fall ever?
I don't really know what I had for breakfast today but I really think this one. :)

The third part will come this week. I'm sorry you beautiful people.

Stay classy

Sunday, November 30, 2014

50 days of fall (part 1)

So today I got something maybe a bit different for you.
I got the idea from and so a mini shoutout for them and for the person who made this all up.
You are very welcomed to also do the tag.

1:What is your favourite 'ber' month?
Probably October because I like dressing up as an Oscar and running away from the person dressed up as Leonardo Dicaprio! And you don't want to see our Leonardo Dicaprio naked so it's not really hard to run away from him! It's great fun believe me!

2:What is your favourite autumn leaf?
Give me a sec... Ok emm... I will go with red maple... Oh Google baby, you are there for me when no 
one else is...

3:What did you dress as for Halloween last year?
Leonardo Dicaprio and believe me They called me the white Usain Bolt back then.

4:What is your favourite fall food?
Pizza. Ok that doesn't count. Pizza with frappuccino.

5:Do you have any fall traditions?
Literally living in Starbucks and I'm not even kidding.

6:Do you have any Halloween traditions?
Watching Netflix while drinking frappuccino (you might have noticed that I might love
frappuccinos!) Halloween is like a very long lazy Saturday for me and believe me I love lazy Saturdays like the people on MySpace love being called the people on MySpace... Well I don't really think they like it but you get the point.

7:What music do you like to listen to during fall?
Sweater weather is life, Sweater weather is love! Or any other overly tumblr band or song :]

8:What is your favourite fall outfit?
Anything that would keep me warm! I really want to say something very swaggy but seriously, I would go with my everyday outfit + a warm jacket. Sorry humanity

9:Favourite spooky movie?
Any film (or movie, god bless America!) with a frappuccino. This is getting annoying isn't it?!

10:S'mores or pumpkin pie?
It's food. I will take the one that I get! What? I said they used to call me the white Usain Bolt. That was before I found out that I'm probably not gonna get any girls anyway.

11:Hot chocolate or warm apple cider?
Frappuccino. Ok ok I'm gonna stop here... I promise!

12:Do you like Pumpkin Spice Lattes? ;)
Don't even get me started...

13:What is your favourite day of the year?

You probably want me to say Christmas or Halloween but it can be anyday in the year when something amazing happens. A good day can even be as simple as the day when a really good film comes out. Sorry Pumpkin Spice Latte!

14:What would your familiar be, if you had one?
A monkey! According to my baby!

15:What is your favourite part about fall blogging?
Finding cool pictures on other blogs and websites like Weheartit and Tumblr... Like in any other time of the year actually!

This tag has actually 50 questions but for now I'm going to do only 15 because I don't know if you like these kind of posts or not. Let me know if you want me to do the rest. I don't know send me a message on MySpace or something. Haha no not MySpace, wait, can you send messages on MySpace? Oh well I guess we'll never know...

-stay classy

Saturday, November 29, 2014

Parties and chocolate

So today a friend of mine decided to throw a party
You might think "oh cool, a party, I bet you had fun then" (believe me I know you don't) noooooooooooo. Parties are the perfect way to make someone have second thoughts about suicide.
I mean think about it. First of all you need to decide what to wear. Do you want to be the absolute perfect looking person or the idgaf person with the moschino jeans? Do you want to be the drunk one at the party, you know the one that always gets too drunk or the chocolate is life chocolate is love person? You see my problem? And I'm not even a girl! You see I'm one of those people who don't do anything till the last second so I somehow managed to get myself to the party and because my life manages to to be perfect everyday I needed to ignore someone today at the party you know some boy drama! (Don't even...) so me and my friends decided to go out and jump on the trampoline outside the house you know like all the cool kids! But because we are talking about me, some kids were sitting on the trampoline talking about the meaning of life. Don't get me wrong I'm usually into this stuff but today I just wanted to have a little bit fun ok? I mean seriously
I don't want to know how long the tongue of your boyfriend is when I can be jumping on a trampoline like Leonardo Dicaprio trying to get an Oscar!
Oh well I somehow survived the party and I wasn't the chocolate is life chocolate is love person at the party! I swear!

Stay classy

Monday, November 24, 2014

Being in a relationship vs being single

I kinda have the feeling that these days people think being in a relationship makes you look cooler. People think being in a relationship is a good thing. 
They somehow think being single is a bad thing and every person who is in a relationship kinda rubs it into your face when you're single now I am here as a single man to tell you it's actually wonderful to be single! Don't get me wrong there is nothing wrong with being in a relationship but being single is way more relaxing and easier.
Now first of all you have your freedom, not just the freedom of trying your cheesy pick up lines on other people but also the freedom of doing every nerdy thing you want to do. We all have a nerdy side and sometimes you have to hide it when you're in a relationship I mean seriously, which one of you plays League of Legends with his girlfriend? (If you do then congratulations you have found the perfect girl) but you can let all the crapy and freaky side out when you're single because there is no one else there to judge you. And being in a relationship is hard work for your brain! You have to remember everything, literally everything! But for some reason everybody wants to make being single a bad thing. So for all you single people out there, I am standing for you and I'm telling you... Who are we kidding, being single sucks even more than you think!

Sunday, November 23, 2014

Lazy Saturdays

Ohhhh lazy Saturdays.
You have no idea how much I love lazy Saturdays. Lazy Saturdays are like drinking a frappuccino while watching the New Year's Eve fireworks on the top of the Empire State Building, they are like waking up at 7 am and realizing it's weekend, they are like finally founding the answer of why so many people don't know the difference between your and you're. But there is a little thing missing this Saturday. Just 4 letters but it's ruining my life and that is Wifi! And suddenly your frappuccino is poisoned. It's Monday and you're late for school and your also one of those people who don't know the difference between you're and your.
You see my friends, lazy Saturdays need some particular activities to become lazy Saturdays like watching Netflix, drinking hot tea while watching Netflix and cuddling while drinking a cup of tea and watching Netflix (haha no not cuddling. Shoutout to all you single people out there like myself... Stay strong) and you certainly can't have a lazy Saturday when you don't have wifi. So thank you internet for giving us a life and then ruining it. We all love you.

Keep it classy

Saturday, November 22, 2014

The Hunger Games (Saturday 22 nov.)

Hello you beautiful people
today i decided to finally do something different... so I went out! You know I met like new people and stuff. This is a huge thing for an internet obsessed person like me. I'm not productive as you might have already noticed but if I somehow get myself out of the house I will become the Chuck Norris of the streets. The swag-dope master of the streets. at least that's how I see it but that's probably not the case.
Me and my friends decided to go and see The Hunger Games : Mockingjay part 1 (kinda in love with the name) and even though I pretty much did everything but actually watch the movie I really liked it. The Hunger Games is like Harry Potter. You just can't hate the boy who lived. But the part one thing is really starting to piss me off. I mean what the hell man. Harry Potter I'm never gonna forgive you for starting this part one trend thing. If you want to show me a film then show me the whoooollleee film I don't want the film to end exactly where it gets emotional and then wait a year to see the rest when I forget the first part. I mean I don't even know what I had for lunch anymore. We are the LTE generation we can't wait one year for a film to come out. Well I guess it's not such a big deal because I didn't understand anything anyway... but I reblogged like five billion pictures on Tumblr while I was "watching" the film... And yes I am one of those annoying kids in the movie theater, sorry humanity (or cinema, god save the queen!). I realized something today on tumblr though. I kinda have the feeling that people are getting way too sad and serious about life these days. I'm not going to give you some perfect emotional quotes. This is not the instagram page of Nike but come on people take it easy this world is not worth it. Just live your life the way that makes you happy and try to make other people happy because the only thing this world needs is a group hug... And pizza of course... I had pizza for dinner... It was amazing.

Stay beautiful

Friday, November 21, 2014

The beginning of everything (Friday 21 nov.)

So today we finally got our life back. We recently moved to a new place and damnnnn... It was hard work man even though my father did everything, I got tired like a bear in winter! But today I didn't really "accomplish" anything. Don't get me wrong I plan something for every second of my life but I never say I will actually do the thing because I know I'm not going to. I mean I really love being active, you know like some "just do it" stuff, but when it's time to actually "just do it" I'm like Ben & Jerry is love, Ben & Jerry is life! I'm just the perfect person to write a Blog I guess. Oh well if you are reading this then congratulations you just read my first post on this Blog. Everybody has a blog these days so I was like yolo I don't have a life anyway.
Ps. Don't hate me for saying yolo, someone has to do it :]

Stay Beautiful