Friday, December 12, 2014

Things I want to achieve in 2015

Yes my friends another year is gone (well kinda) and we are all getting old and we are all going to die... But until then I have some achievements that I want to achieve in the upcoming year. Some of them may sound very strange or dumb but if you want to really understand what strange and dumb means, be sure to keep scrolling... Or checking out the other posts if you are on a smart phone. (god dammit smart phones! You always ruin my sentences!)

1. Getting a dope haircut:
This is like the simplest thing you can think of but I was the "just cut the hair" guy all my life and it's getting to "just cut whatever that is!" So I think it's time for me to probably find an actual haircut.

2. Getting rid of all my pimples:
Oh don't even get me started on this one... My face is like a freaking hotel for these little monsters. I
have this problem for the longest time and I finally decided to solve it... Next year! But seriously it's like "Come and enjoy! It's free!"

3. Doing sports:
I am finally going to get a good body! You know my friends age is no barrier. It’s a limitation you put on your mind. Some say I'm too old for this (that's what she said! Ok ok I'm sorry) but I'm going to do it! "Ain't No Stopping Us Now", I love that song
whenever it comes on it makes me feel strong. I thought I told y'all that we won't stop, we back cruising through Harlem, these old blocks it's what made me, saved me, drove me crazy drove me away then embraced me forgave me for all of my shortcomings welcome to my homecoming yeah it's been a long time coming lot of fights, lot of scars, lot of bottles lot of cars, lot of ups, lot of downs made it back, lost my dog (I miss you BIG) and here I stand, a better man!
Thank you Lord (Thank you all!) and this ain't lyrics from ma boy Diddy-a (oh damnnn!)

And at last but not least... Getting a girlfriend:
If you have read my last posts (or any other posts on this blog!) you have probably noticed that I might have some problems getting girls. I'm just too shy for it I think... No no I'm just too sexy for these people! Yep yep lets just put it that way!

So these were some of my plans for 2015 and you might have asked yourself by now why don't you just do them before 2015? Well the answer is very simple, I need to go back to future and save the world before 2015 and I don't have time for all this! It's kinda funny though because my parents some how don't believe me! It's ok some day the whole world will love me... Some day!

-love y'all!

Thursday, December 11, 2014

I'm back

Hey guys
I know I've been gone for a long time but I'm back and I'm back for you. I'll start posting more than ever starting tomorrow.

-love you