Showing posts with label life. Show all posts
Showing posts with label life. Show all posts

Friday, December 5, 2014

Kinds of people at school

Today I want to talk about the people you meet at school. 
We all have been to school for a certain amount of time even though school is probably the most hated thing in the world (don't lose hope biebs*) and we all know they are many kinds of people at school that you might meet so here I am to talk about some of them today with you.

The Kanye West:
The Damian Salvatore/Drake person in the class. These people think they're the god, literally THE GOD! Like when the teacher greets them they be like talk to my 
hand.These are the people who are too cool to look at explosions and they are the original writers of the song "bad boys,bad boys what you gonna do? What you gonna do when they come for you"(yes I know that's not how the song goes :p) And they are also usually the girl-heroes which brings me to my next point.

The "girl-hero":
This one usually comes with "The Kanye West". These kids are the cool ones. Skateboarding is their passion and kissing is their job! And they are always hated by other boys because no matter what they do, how they look like or what they wear they're always loved by the girls. You would ask why? Well no one knows. Other boys have been researching for years now to find the answer but this is one of the unanswered questions of the universe!

The populars:
These people come usually in packs! They are the perfect mix of "the Kanye west" and the "girl heroes"and everyone wants to be one. The populars set the standard in every school they're at, they can wear Moschino jeans and boots and the next day it will become the "must have" look! It sometimes gets annoying though I mean they are even allowed to use "lol" okay? I don't know how it is at your school but at my school we have a freaking mini Hunger Games every time someone uses the "L word"! Oh I love this school!

The bad boy:
This kind of person does anything to impress girls and he somehow always gets away with anything he does! He can literally punch the teacher in the face and get away with it. You can recognize these people by their oversized leather jacket!

The "wot m8":
Everyone has that one person in their class who doesn't understand anything. You can go and kiss them for like 15 minutes and they will ask you about your crush! Their favorite sentence is mainly "nah brah" and they are loved by everyone because they make everyone feel better about themselves! They usually look a bit high as well... Maybe that's the reason!

The "sport freak":
This one is the definition of doing sports! These humans can do pull ups with their eyebrows. Some say they are the children of Chuck Norris but Chuck Norris hasn't made any comment yet! You can never beat them in sports but they somehow still manage to become lawyers!

And finally... There is me:
That one boy who isn't one of any of these categories. The "Tumblr" boy who always sits on the second stair with his two buddies and talks about completely random stuff the whole break. The daydreamer who always wanted to be a popular but at some point in his life, he has stopped trying to be one because he realized that he wasn't 
made to be one. The person who had to leave his hometown for a better life. The person who just enjoys the ride even though it's not always perfect... But we won't talk about this boy today...

*Iemteenager.blogspot.com didn't want to hurt anyone with any of it's content especially not Justin Bieber... Oh god I can't even say it with a straight face... No but seriously we all love you...

-stay classy
-k

Saturday, November 29, 2014

Parties and chocolate

So today a friend of mine decided to throw a party
You might think "oh cool, a party, I bet you had fun then" (believe me I know you don't) noooooooooooo. Parties are the perfect way to make someone have second thoughts about suicide.
I mean think about it. First of all you need to decide what to wear. Do you want to be the absolute perfect looking person or the idgaf person with the moschino jeans? Do you want to be the drunk one at the party, you know the one that always gets too drunk or the chocolate is life chocolate is love person? You see my problem? And I'm not even a girl! You see I'm one of those people who don't do anything till the last second so I somehow managed to get myself to the party and because my life manages to to be perfect everyday I needed to ignore someone today at the party you know some boy drama! (Don't even...) so me and my friends decided to go out and jump on the trampoline outside the house you know like all the cool kids! But because we are talking about me, some kids were sitting on the trampoline talking about the meaning of life. Don't get me wrong I'm usually into this stuff but today I just wanted to have a little bit fun ok? I mean seriously
I don't want to know how long the tongue of your boyfriend is when I can be jumping on a trampoline like Leonardo Dicaprio trying to get an Oscar!
Oh well I somehow survived the party and I wasn't the chocolate is life chocolate is love person at the party! I swear!

Stay classy
-k